What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:01

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Was Daenerys' downfall inevitable after she left Meereen in Game of Thrones?
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Our planet’s oxygen levels will drop, and there’s no way to stop it - Boy Genius Report
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
When was the first time you suck on a penis?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
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Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
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Then came..
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
What are your funniest "lost in translation" moments if you grew up speaking more than one language?
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How do you get people to follow your Quora Space?
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.